We should analyze their pictures to see if there's any overlap in the extent of their respective puppy piling.

Hm. This just made me wonder. Would it make the group dynamic easier or harder to negotiate if they really *were* all gay? Possibly not because you'd lay the 'no nookie within the group' rule down pretty swiftly, but there's no speculation as you stare longingly across the bus' sofa. Hm...