And I laid traps for troubadours
Sep. 15th, 2003 11:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aruanSick and tired of hearing all these people groan and pout? What is the deal with all the delays, rescheduling, and ever-changing tour dates regarding JC's album? Well, it seems that an elite group of Tinhats (tm) have determined through a highly scientific process that in fact the sole logical conclusion is that blame lies not with the incompetent, profit-seeking business conglomerate, but rather with another member within his very own vocal group! Indeed, this heartless, money-grubbing menace is none other than Justin Timberlake.
But wait! There's more! My esteemed colleague![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
walkingshadow has researched these allegations further and discovered that Justin Timberlake is responsible for not merely JC's (and possibly Britney's, you see Cry Me A River wasn't enough for the spiteful little fucker) strife, but that of all of us puny little second-class citizens of the world.
For you see, Justin Timberlake is the cause of all evil. Global warming was his idea to eventually make it beach weather worldwide. The Crucifiction? He jeered along with the crowd of Romans. He writes computer viruses in the margins of his notebooks and sketches the paths of his next intended natural disaster on cocktail napkins over lunch.
You ask, "But what can I do?" I would like to now call your attention to the icon at the left-hand side of this entry. As you can see,walkingshadow has also provided just the thing to properly convey our rightfully seething emotions. Now you, too, can have one of these nifty icons that come in a variety of styles, colors, and slogans, that represent your particular frustration with the woes Justin Timberlake has wrought upon our lands!
Just follow this link and stake your claim to join the revolution that will seek to spread the word about his wrongdoings and ultimately demote him so he'll no longer be able to abuse his awesome powers.
Look,without_me! Justin may well be on this Earth to absorb (and by default though I'm certain it's not his intention, collectively absolve us all of) sin, because you know we couldn't violate the Good Word well enough alone. While not our Lord, Justin may yet be our Savior! ;) *mwah* You know I tease because I love, baby.
WhatEVER, man.
As for any personal reaction? Basically I was awake late enough last night to watch this begin, and, takingmerryish's advice, my response remains "Tinhats!" followed by the prompt closing of the window. Though if I were feeling eloquent about just how profound this bullshit has gotten, dacey has done it very well here.
But wait! There's more! My esteemed colleague
walkingshadow has researched these allegations further and discovered that Justin Timberlake is responsible for not merely JC's (and possibly Britney's, you see Cry Me A River wasn't enough for the spiteful little fucker) strife, but that of all of us puny little second-class citizens of the world. For you see, Justin Timberlake is the cause of all evil. Global warming was his idea to eventually make it beach weather worldwide. The Crucifiction? He jeered along with the crowd of Romans. He writes computer viruses in the margins of his notebooks and sketches the paths of his next intended natural disaster on cocktail napkins over lunch.
You ask, "But what can I do?" I would like to now call your attention to the icon at the left-hand side of this entry. As you can see,
walkingshadow has also provided just the thing to properly convey our rightfully seething emotions. Now you, too, can have one of these nifty icons that come in a variety of styles, colors, and slogans, that represent your particular frustration with the woes Justin Timberlake has wrought upon our lands!Just follow this link and stake your claim to join the revolution that will seek to spread the word about his wrongdoings and ultimately demote him so he'll no longer be able to abuse his awesome powers.
Look,
without_me! Justin may well be on this Earth to absorb (and by default though I'm certain it's not his intention, collectively absolve us all of) sin, because you know we couldn't violate the Good Word well enough alone. While not our Lord, Justin may yet be our Savior! ;) *mwah* You know I tease because I love, baby.WhatEVER, man.
As for any personal reaction? Basically I was awake late enough last night to watch this begin, and, taking
merryish's advice, my response remains "Tinhats!" followed by the prompt closing of the window. Though if I were feeling eloquent about just how profound this bullshit has gotten, dacey has done it very well here.
