wouldya like to take a survey?

ever study anatomy... in german?
do you know just -one- rap song?
ever not wince at the bastardization (literally) of lyrics?
ever watch frat boys bond over "bad, bad leroy brown?"
ever seen scantily clad women booty dancing with 400-pound piano-players?
ever seen where "college *boys* gone wild" will reap its material?

alligator rocks on thursday nights from 10 til' the cops have to drag everyone kicking and screaming out at 2, and you shall.