it began as a detour like any other...

overheard while wandering the long-neglected halls of Toys 'R Us:

Jules: I have to find lip gloss!
Miranda: Don't tell me there's lip gloss.
Jules: Word is there's *NSYNC lip gloss out there.
Miranda: Does it taste like them?

and later on because yes, our minds are quite firmly fixed in the gutter:
Jules: *singing along to the JSX remix of Elvis's 'A Little Less Conversation'* Close your eyes and open up your mouth, baby, satisfy me...