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The Headline: Eminem in the Closet

The Story: Em's cast his lot with the clothing line industry.


Heh.

Dear University Mail Personnel -

Packages come in all different shapes and sizes, with even more diverse contents. Oftentimes, however, you'll find that manilla envelopes contain documents of the paper variety, more than likely unfolded. Now, assume for a moment that their sender had some purpose behind paying the extra postage and not expending the little effort it would've taken to fold said papers. Like, for instance, that said papers are in fact pictures or magazine articles which were intended to be lovingly archived by their recipient. Just because said recipient has a mailbox the size of a loaf of bread doesn't mean you have to then take the matter of mutilating said envelope and its contents to fit the space into your hands. There's an entire spacious cabinet devoted just to packages and it's merely a matter of dropping your wards at the front desk, after which point it's the clerk's job to catalogue and safely stow them until their enthused intended comes to collect them. Because while I'm always happy to receive Lance in all his incarnations, I prefer him without creases across his face unless they're from sleeping the sleep of two who have just had a marathon-length endurance test of a sex session, leaving us so exhausted as to render our bodies unable to move for twelve hours which will leave marks regardless of what material our sheets are made.

Thank you and sincerely,
-Jules


ETA: Bwah! Britney singing along to Bye Bye Bye and doing the hand thing with her friends in Crossroads! Hee. As for the rest of the movie? Maybe some other time. We're to Publix and then the season's first pot-luck dinner at Michael's, to be a grand time for sure.