Oh, and look.

*throws more confetti* Happy Birthday, Joey! You're one of the kindest, funniest, most adorably hammiest people I've never met. I appreciate your enthusiasm and wish you all the best in everything you do.

Conan is doing the Take the Desk Out skit! "Okay, that looked pornographic." Totally deadpan of course. I *heart* that man. With his head "lopped off" by the overpass! I am a sucker for the cheap special fx tricks. "We’re upside-down now!" *pause* "I said, 'we're upside-down now!'" *props people put moussed wigs on them* Always a great sketch.

Class acts all around. *hugs Joey more* Love you, baby. Peace.

*points at timestamp* I'm taking Miranda at her word here.

For some inexplicable reason, all the outlets on my side of the suite have lost power.

Computer plugged into one of roomie's. Housing request made.

However, this now means that I do not have a single reliable timekeeping device. My TV doesn't work, ditto for the alarm clock, my watch has been more whimsical than accurate lately, and my computer clock's eternally on the fritz, anything from 2 minutes early to half an hour late.

This is new.

However, I'll gladly take more of the twilight zone if it means the plethora of JoLa footage never ebbs. My oh my, I'm a happy camper.

I put in that request less than an hour ago, if that.

They were just in and out, and lo, there is power.

We have, like, dream maintenance. They work in mysteriously fast ways, yo.

news that's fit to transcribe

They showed clips of an "upcoming interview" with Justin on TRL. He did a less literal version of his clapping metaphor as well as this, re: Christina Aguilera -

"...homegirl can sing. She's bad. And that's going to translate in five years, just like it translates right now when you listen to Beautiful. The fact that she can release a song like Dirrty and get everyone talking, and then release a song like Beautiful and say, 'look, this is the reason why I'm standing here,' that's the Christina that I met on a TV show we did, and that's the Christina that will be around ten years from now."

*snogs Justin the fanboy*

Also, jetblue.com is offering airfare between Orlando and New York City for $69. I. That's just obscene. So much obscenity in my life lately. It's good.

More quotage, re: Britney this time - "When we were together it was bliss, like something out of a damn fairy tale." Just like. Someone do something with that, please.