Unconventional Superheroes Meme

Create Your Own League of Extraordinary Gentlemen:
(because it's gotta be better than the movie, right?)

1. Choose five to eight characters.
2. They may be from books, movies, comics, TV shows, games, and real life - but no traditional superheroes.
3. They may be from any place in the universe, any time.
4. You must identify the recruiter, the villain, and the leader, and there must be at least one female.
5. Optional, you may identify their main mode of transportation.

The Recruiter: Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
The Villain: The Mad Hatter & March Hare (Alice in Wonderland)
The Leader: Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice)
The Team: Richard Fisch (Ally McBeal), Wednesday Addams (The Addams Family), Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean), Elvira (Elvira: Mistress of the Night), Brian Kinney (Queer As Folk), Dana Scully (The X-Files) (Ha! Three girls!)
Transportation: Motorcycles (Biker Mice From Mars)