Especially the second, fourth, and fifth. Thank you and goodnight.

Now, when I say so-and-so among the boys is my favorite, it's decidedly a ranking of Five I Love rather than any sort of antipathy toward any of the others. Cast a passing glance at this journal and you'll know that I in fact like Justin a lot, "" even, but he's just never been at the top.

And then there were these pictures.

If only for a brief moment in time, he's sittin' pretty. Fucking Timberlake. There's no conceivable way to be that dorky and brain-meltingly sexy at the same time.