Just how cold is it, you ask?

I'm wearing socks and shoes, long pants, two layers plus a fleece blanket, arm warmers, and gulping tomato soup.

*checks out the window* Yep, still Florida.

*checks date* Yep, still summer.

Or something.

Kiddies, welcome to the Twilight Zone. Or you know, Sledd 216, my obscenely over-air conditioned dorm room. Have some hot chocolate and a (faux, mais oui) fur coat to put over your tank top and thermal socks for your flip-flopped feet while you're here.

Brr.