to my fellow editors

Have you ever read something that you knew, just KNEW, that you'd be the only one to have to suffer through, because your proofer would skim at best, and not even the people involved will bother with the hideously boringly written minutae of their lives?

Yeah, that'll be my night. By the end of it, I will know a combined 170 inches' worth on the Lake Wales charter school system, and everyone else will use the paper to line their pets' cages.

Uh, distraction please?