this is your brain on spending every spare moment of the past week gaming

Setup: In World of Warcraft, you can acquire trade skills like tailoring and blacksmithing, and make increasingly better and better items as you level. At every tier of the profession, there are one or two items that you make bunches of because they require the fewest materials.

Joke: We live in Abu Dhabi's used furniture district. On my walk home from dog-sitting tonight, I walked past a shop with about a dozen identical coat trees outside, and my first thought was, "Ah, someone must be leveling carpentry."

It's fine, paper_pusher and Alison didn't find it funny either.