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I'M GOING TO JACKSONVILLE!
You heard right, kids. October 30th my tushie will be at the University of North Florida bright and spankin' early at 9 a.m. to swear to being a non-Communist, service-willing, law-abiding non-alcoholic, who is a monogamist in good standing, uninvolved with any "unlawful, commercialized vice," and of the utmost unimpeachable character so they'll in return give me a certificate and the right to not have my vote properly counted.
I can't wait.
You heard right, kids. October 30th my tushie will be at the University of North Florida bright and spankin' early at 9 a.m. to swear to being a non-Communist, service-willing, law-abiding non-alcoholic, who is a monogamist in good standing, uninvolved with any "unlawful, commercialized vice," and of the utmost unimpeachable character so they'll in return give me a certificate and the right to not have my vote properly counted.
I can't wait.
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Date: October 20th, 2003 04:22 pm (UTC)Have some tissues ready in case the waterworks start during the recitation of the Pledge of Alledgiance. *g*
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Date: October 21st, 2003 12:13 pm (UTC)*throws redwhiteandblue confetti*
That's so very cool, hon. Welcome to the fam *g*
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