My dorkitude not only knows no bounds, it is versatile.

[aruan]

I set aside working on my site because there's no justifying not going out on Halloween night. Maybe it's snooty of me, but free alcohol and mediocre clubs don't push my buttons, so Miranda and I went downtown for some coffee. However, Starbucks had changed their hours and so it was to Denny's instead. We hadn't done that in a while, so, good times.

Once there, I decided one costume for the day wasn't enough. So I took off the tie, undid the first two fastenings of my shirt, spread my legs about three feet apart, slouched down in my seat, and ordered their Fabulous French Toast.

Care to take a guess at that one? ;)

Happy Halloween, y'all.

Comments

[alittleblue.livejournal.com]

but did you have a jean jewel? ;)

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

If I were getting them for free from my gracious beardassistant too, then I would've, yes. ;)