Oh, no.
Brother: Hey, have you fed the dogs?
Jules: Not yet, I need to do that.
B: Well, could you?
J: I said I was going - wait, I've done it the last three days, why can't you?
B: I worked today!
J: And you've been sitting in front of the TV for hours! I cleaned the kitchen and did the laundry and... *takes a step back, horrified, then dissolves into incredulous laughter* Oh my god, what just happened here? We are not turning into mom and Danny.
B: If we were, I'd be demanding my dinner, too.
You don't want to hear about the conversation involving turning off lights and putting dishes in the sink that went on yesterday. Three days is not time enough for us to start acting like our parents. *makes a note to go out for real tomorrow* Damn it, I will find something to do on a Tuesday night somewhere.
To be fair though, he did later take out the trash and call me into the living room for my favorite scene in Chamber of Secrets. And I made an eggroll for him along with mine and a glass of eggnog, after which we agreed over a good Maroon5 song with an unfortunate video and the ridiculousness of plunking down $300 to have a restaurant chef make you what he sees fit. see? Domesticity without any of the scary. We can hold out for another five days. *crosses fingers anyway*
Jules: Not yet, I need to do that.
B: Well, could you?
J: I said I was going - wait, I've done it the last three days, why can't you?
B: I worked today!
J: And you've been sitting in front of the TV for hours! I cleaned the kitchen and did the laundry and... *takes a step back, horrified, then dissolves into incredulous laughter* Oh my god, what just happened here? We are not turning into mom and Danny.
B: If we were, I'd be demanding my dinner, too.
You don't want to hear about the conversation involving turning off lights and putting dishes in the sink that went on yesterday. Three days is not time enough for us to start acting like our parents. *makes a note to go out for real tomorrow* Damn it, I will find something to do on a Tuesday night somewhere.
To be fair though, he did later take out the trash and call me into the living room for my favorite scene in Chamber of Secrets. And I made an eggroll for him along with mine and a glass of eggnog, after which we agreed over a good Maroon5 song with an unfortunate video and the ridiculousness of plunking down $300 to have a restaurant chef make you what he sees fit. see? Domesticity without any of the scary. We can hold out for another five days. *crosses fingers anyway*