every martyr in this jungle

I had one, where it was an interview situation with Billy Boyd and Dom Monaghan, and I asked them what was one of the strangest things they'd seen in the US, and they said those giant-size "Texas" blueberry muffins, and talked about how Billy had never seen a muffin that big and Dom liked to use them as paperweights and all kinds of things. And then I realized, wait a second, I'm making up a conversation with hobbits about blueberry muffins, and felt like a big dork.

So, yeah, you are not alone, even on the breakfast food count.