I see you baby, shakin' that ass

[aruan]

JC on Celebrity Selector? Best. Crack. Ever. He poses! He gestures! He blings loudly and makes ordinary words sound absolutely delicious. I've long said the foreign press should get to do all their interviews, because seriously, there's gotta be something in the water. They're somehow exponentially more candid across the border.

"Anything that has the word 'fornication' in it wins." Also, I love when he talks about surfing.

"And it is odd, and I like it." You are by far the prettiest, most spastic freak show around, JC.

"I believe in a thing called love, man. It's a beautiful thing. It's love and. It's loving in the darkness." He almost sings it! He believes, man. But I bet he does it with the lights on.

"If you know what I mean." My god, that boy's voice. I lose all consistency, I do. Of course he's a Madonna fan. And come now, who with any taste isn't?

"Anybody feeling James Bond-ish?" Continuing with the voice tip, the way he says 'Bond-ish,' making it sound like five syllables and dipped in gourmet chocolate? Yeah, hi, mind the puddle by your feet. And the nutty poses! Get this man on SNL, stat.

"I forget the tone, but it's cool, go with it." No such ginormous dork should be that hot. And with the final "Now." Fuck. Me.

He does the robot! Bwahahaha! I am so, so easy. But, the robot! Bwah!

Okay, by segment ten, he's obviously dipped into whatever heroin-laced crack the Smash Hits staff keeps in readily separated lines for their guests (right, raaone?) because, whoa. Whoa, nelly.

"This is one of those videos that, uh, it's really inspiring in some ways. Enjoy it. I do." He says as his fingers never leave his crotch. All the other segments, he's waving his arms around like he's looking to put someone's eye out, but as soon as you get him talking about Madonna's Justify My Love, just try prying them away. While you're at it, JC, why don't you tell us just how you enjoy it? Oh, wait. You already have, in convenient LP format.

"Everybody thinks about it." *points to head* "I said it." *points to chest* Died, I did. Self-pimping has no place being that cute.

"And hopefully, we were on the same wavelength. Laters." This boy will be the end of me, I swear.

Quote of the muthafreakin' month, man:

"What can I say. It's Britney Spears. You know what, we've all thought about it one time or another."
-JC

Thank you, JC. Thank you, British television. Thank you, fandom. Good night.

Comments

[theantimodel.livejournal.com]

word. word, and word again. The foriegn press has all of my love right now. JC needs to do all his interviews across the pond, they're infinitely more entertaining.

[plumsnickety.livejournal.com]

I'm utterly convinced that we need to get you your own show, column, something...because man, they're funny as hell, but your commentary? Makes it that much better.

Oh, and it makes my heart that much warmer to know that JC is as spastic as I am. Hee!

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

You should see some of the Canadian print stuff around the time of NSA - absolutely priceless. The foreign press interviews seem to be the ones they're most inclined to let slip just how "brotherly" their affections are toward each other. Maybe the laws against that sort of thing is why they're less likely to mention such things to the American media? ;)

Seriously though, the foreign press seems to put them at an ease or in a serious, candid mood, whereas they seem to have learned to play the stateside media like a violin. It's interesting, and really does make you wonder what changes over the border and across the pond.

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

Hee! *blush* Thanks, hon. Would you believe I was voted most likely to have such a medium - both a column in People magazine and a talk show - in high school? *g* Mostly though, I'm a print girl. I've been contemplating the column thing, I have. It's my forum, 500-725 words of biased-as-I-want worldview. The notion is delicious. Now I just need to make my interests more general. ;)

[chreesko.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love your commentary so much. It made me giggle even more than his appearance did. No wonder the rest of the group never let him talk in interviews. Hee.

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

Thank you. :) And you're so right - he would've stolen all their thunder! No wonder, indeed. That boy is show enough for five. *g* I love him lots, and not a little of that is because I get dorky and flustered and rambly and gesture-intense when I talk about something I like, too.

[madame-d.livejournal.com]

I loveloveLOVE your commentary, I always wind up adding the post to memories. Funny as hell and WORD.

Also, it's not crack they kept JC supplied with - it was Krispy Kreme donuts. ;)

}:)

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

You know, for someone as sensitive to sugar as I am, you'd think I'd have more respect for the substance. *g*

Thank you!

[madame-d.livejournal.com]

It was in some review from the TOTP performance of "Plug It In" and it totally cracked me up. Who needs heroin when you can ply JC with sugar and watch him bounce off the walls? ;)

}:)

[poofusgirl.livejournal.com]

I need to see this! lol Any idea where I can find it? And your commentary is wonderful!

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

*g* Thanks! My friendslist is always a good bet, though I don't know if there are any unlocked posts hosting it. You can try catching me on AIM, as elusive as I tend to be - MoonBrat42 - and I can send them to you that way.

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

You know, the first time I saw that article it didn't have a title, so I thought they were talking about some exotic donut only available in Britain or something. But Krispy Kremes? Oh, JC. Don't you know Lance's owned the only franchise localtion in Orlando for forever?

[poofusgirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'll try searching your friendslist before finding you on AIM. Do you happen to know how many files and how big they are to help make it easier when looking.

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

They're relatively small files, a total of thirteen of them, most less than a megabyte, I believe.

[poofusgirl.livejournal.com]

oh cool, thanks.