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Death.
And no more lenient punishment will suffice. Because I know of no God under this Earthen sky who looks favorably on those who set off fire alarms at 4:27 in the fucking morning, I don't care if you were only setting a minor blaze to keep warm because it is a truly freakish 39 degrees in the middle of April in Florida.
Or maybe a spork in the eyeball. Effective and memorable. Fucking assmonkeys and their fucking incense and fucking pot. I hope they choke on the smoke, get caught with it and made an example of.
Problem now is, I am torn between going back to sleep and taking this as a sign I should be starting my French homework now.
*hires muscle to beat offender pulpy*
A Jules on two hours' sleep is a Jules without filters, sensitivity, or compassion. The Queen of Hearts, and ahahaha! how ironic, had it right. Just try to tell me you wouldn't.
Or maybe a spork in the eyeball. Effective and memorable. Fucking assmonkeys and their fucking incense and fucking pot. I hope they choke on the smoke, get caught with it and made an example of.
Problem now is, I am torn between going back to sleep and taking this as a sign I should be starting my French homework now.
*hires muscle to beat offender pulpy*
A Jules on two hours' sleep is a Jules without filters, sensitivity, or compassion. The Queen of Hearts, and ahahaha! how ironic, had it right. Just try to tell me you wouldn't.