This is not the real update you are looking for.

[aruan]

But almost have that worked out.

Okay, while yesterday was too hot to live, today is starting out nice enough, so hopefully it was merely a phase. Paris and I are on speaking terms again, having had a falling out over the last few days which I'm chalking up to being in the wrong places and interacting with the wrong natives and going to something tried and true like the Eiffel Tower.

halimede says we're not doubting the nose job anymore, which breaks my heart a bit. Oh, Lansten.

*sees pictures*

Oh, honey. *pout*

And apparently, Britters has cancelled her Florida tour dates. *poutpoutpout* My fandom needs a spitshine.

Quote of the Day:

Cosmo: Do you typically like to sing to the girls you date?
JC: No way, that would be cheating. Singing is my job - I'm a pro at it - so that makes it not personal. It's like mixing business with pleasure.

Oh, JC. *snogs him* You make me happier than you know. Singing to a girl isn't personal just because it's what you do for the rest of the world! Honey, there's a reason why people pay you to do it, and so long as it's not one of your songs, I think you'd find it has the potential to be an immensely beneficial gesture.