Hullo, there are hurricanes afoot? I haven't heard a thing about them (from my people, I mean; I vaguely recall television and newspapers, but only vaguely), so I hope they're not very serious. I'm amused one's named after me again; I thought there were more names on the list to get through.

after which it'll take five disastrous matrimonials before coming to my senses and ending up sharing a flat with alltheumbrellas.

Well, good show skipping the five failed marriages, anyway. Skip right to the good stuff, I say.