i thought this was funny:
May. 1st, 2002 07:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aruanroad sign on southbound Florida Turnpike:
Jupiter - 10 miles
Miami - 93 miles
did i mention it's a hellishly long and monotonous journey from Gville to Ft. Lauderdale? the drive is almost like wading through a dreamscape so utterly devoid of anything interesting that it couldn't possibly be real. i think the universe just likes to play little tricks like this on hapless, sleep-deprived travelers, hm, why not a wormhole here, a gravity-distorting quark star there, some cows for shits and giggles and nothing but flatland to show for it at the end? on the silver lining end of things though, Douglas showed me nothing but love love love! all the way down in his playlist shuffle, which made the ordeal much quicker and me all the hoarser to yield much smoother familial reunion. we actually watched 'Law & Order' together. i can't remember the last time we've done anything but dinner, and those somehow never end well. too many toes and tempers. eh. doors serve a higher purpose too.
Jupiter - 10 miles
Miami - 93 miles
did i mention it's a hellishly long and monotonous journey from Gville to Ft. Lauderdale? the drive is almost like wading through a dreamscape so utterly devoid of anything interesting that it couldn't possibly be real. i think the universe just likes to play little tricks like this on hapless, sleep-deprived travelers, hm, why not a wormhole here, a gravity-distorting quark star there, some cows for shits and giggles and nothing but flatland to show for it at the end? on the silver lining end of things though, Douglas showed me nothing but love love love! all the way down in his playlist shuffle, which made the ordeal much quicker and me all the hoarser to yield much smoother familial reunion. we actually watched 'Law & Order' together. i can't remember the last time we've done anything but dinner, and those somehow never end well. too many toes and tempers. eh. doors serve a higher purpose too.
