While I learned this earlier, I still give credit to the one and only, Ms. Miles: Writing the standard five paragraph essay for an AP will get you no where, unless its a wonderful, and natural, five paragraphs.

As an aside, I'm going to be in Orlando, with free time, next Friday. I would very much like to come visit, if you are amiable. Give me a call when you get a chance, and we'll try to get something done if you have the time.