things you never thought possible
Aug. 10th, 2002 11:40 pmExample:
I never thought I would be obeying the order to "Get on your knees, bitch" and "Turn around." Much less from a girl about a foot shorter than me wielding whipped cream.
Life is funny that way.
Also, Apple Pie Shots rock.
What doesn't? Getting caught skinny dipping by a woman and her no older than thirteen year-old son. I haven't swum to race in three years, but boy I made it across that pool in record time.
Also, waking up to the sunrise and sounds of ocean surf breaking just under your window is completely exhilarating. We're already planning how we can keep at this for a lifetime. Currently, my part in the grand scheme involves spinning an article for the local newspapers to paint us in a distinctly innocent light. We'll try to wipe the stupid grins off our faces before the photographers show up. ;)
I never thought I would be obeying the order to "Get on your knees, bitch" and "Turn around." Much less from a girl about a foot shorter than me wielding whipped cream.
Life is funny that way.
Also, Apple Pie Shots rock.
What doesn't? Getting caught skinny dipping by a woman and her no older than thirteen year-old son. I haven't swum to race in three years, but boy I made it across that pool in record time.
Also, waking up to the sunrise and sounds of ocean surf breaking just under your window is completely exhilarating. We're already planning how we can keep at this for a lifetime. Currently, my part in the grand scheme involves spinning an article for the local newspapers to paint us in a distinctly innocent light. We'll try to wipe the stupid grins off our faces before the photographers show up. ;)