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aruanApparently, if anyone's ever wanted a list of things to include when writing me fic, this is their manna jackpot.
Run away if you don't want to know.
1. I am hypoglycemic, which means no dreaded needles but you also don't want to keep the sweets hostage for too long. Though I like to live in both worlds at the same time with Sour Patch Kids. Sour sugar, baby.
2. Call me old-fashioned, but I'm all about the actual sex over oral sex.
3. The question of Joey or Chris depends entirely on who the other person in the pairing is, what the circumstances, what's the story I'm trying to tell, etc. Plus, is this Chris with the beardhorns or Joey with the blonde streaks, because, well, then it's a foregone conclusion.
4. Now, vanilla has gotten a bad rep as an adjective, but truly, the French did sinfully right by it. I can't have too much or too rich chocolate, but in moderated doses, definitely chocolate. Especially melted over bananas or just minty good.
5. My love for the boys' rendition of Can't Get Next to You, but Justin passing the baton to JC during made my knees buckle from the cuteness. BeeGees Medley or Beatles Medley? hrm, Beatles
6. Laugh if you must, but Costco makes the best damn chocolate with vanilla buttercream frosting birthday cake on ze planet. And hello, despite the richness, cheesecake remains cake, so yes. Sorry, pie, as you're much more fun to say.
7. I'm a fan of the making out and not so much the tongues thing, so "little and long-lasting" over "big and quick" across the board, thanks.
8. You know, I didn't think I liked hair on my men, but experience is a great teacher, and I can truly say I'll take it either way. Truly though, I prefer smooth-chested, but that line between navel and groin is a must.
9. I don't know how this question made it onto an otherwise delightfully provocative list, but if we must... definitely plastic. Less hassle, more respect for the environment. Word.
10. I have brown eyes. Throughout middle school, this was a massive source of insecurity for me. Then I tried both blue and green contacts. Green made me look sallow and blue vacant, and you know what, brown lends itself a lot better to hair experimentation. In others though? I like either a dark or heavily multifaceted blue.
11. Uhm, I'm going to refer you to the bottom of this post for the answer to this question. No love lost, Justin baby, but Lance is the hotness.
12. I have oil-prone skin, so matte on the foundation, but also a very deeply-vested interest in lips, so definitely gloss there.
13. Cuddly puppies who love to snuggle. *misses her Yorkie*
14. Gotta cop to it here - I gave the boy a sidelong glance upon first hearing Rock Your Body. Oh you only think you're that persuasive, Justin honey. One time for Cry Me a River - what's not to love about bitter ballads of the broken heart turned satisfying revenge fantasy?
15. Italian with lots of garlic. Like, yeah, leave the slices whole and in the sauce. Mmm. Mexican is well and good, but mostly for the spicy lime salsa.
16. I'm a sucker for things that evoke genuine emotion within me, so whether a story ends happily or with enough angst to make me burst into tears doesn't matter so much as how deeply it touched me.
17. Sports aren't my bag, to put it mildly. Good thing baseball wasn't an option. I enjoy the SuperBowl for the commercials and halftime show, but basketball gets major stylistic execution points. A cool dunk? Much snazzier than some improv-ed endzone shuffle.
18. I (shamefully) love my MTV, though VH1 gets much street cred for Driven.
19. I'm so magnanimous when it comes to the boys. The No
Strings Attached costumes and choreography. The Celebrity tour medleys. The earnest, fresh-faced enthusiasm of the eponymous debut era. or *NSYNC then?
20. *Everything* is better with caramel, as much as my inner texture junkie loves the crispies.
21. I prefer blindfolds, though there was this one madly hot fic about JC's penchant for the hot wax and yes, it might have been verra, verra nice. But that's not usually my thing, and JC's a kinky bastard anyhow so that won't be the first or last thing on his spectrum.
22. I can appreciate the functional aspect of cockrings, but I'm much more of a handcuffs advocate for the fun.
23. Well, barring humidity and guaranteeing proper air-conditioning, leather for all those who desire is my policy. However, there's a eclectic sort of appeal in Lance's lower half wrapped good and sure in a nice pair of black pants that make sounds as his thighs rub together when he walks. Chris belongs in punk chic, with the eye makeup and everything.
24. Wow, this is a good question. Dom!JC or Sub!JC? Can't deny the hotness of the former, can't deny that the latter is more analogous with what operative knowledge I like to think I have about the boy. Preference? The former, since he's the one everyone else is usually one-upping as far as jokes and whatnot.
25. Since I've knowledge of neither of the accessories mentioned in this question, which should tell those of you who know how much fic I read something, we're going to skip it.
26. Water is a grand medium and should be exploited in all its incarnations, especially the shower. Nothing against motorbikes, but the logistics of that elude me at the moment.
27. Wow, another excellent question. First time or last time fic. Magic or the ultimate, if justified, heartbreak. Thing is, barring anger in either instance, they tend to be similar in nature, actually. I'd have to go with first times, because it kills me when two people who belong together in every other way can't make it work.
28. Well, since JC is practically a girl anyhow, Justin in drag would be more of a novelty, if not nearly as good-looking. I'd have to go with Justin just to stretch the boundaries of my imagination.
29. Me or the lead character as far as voyeur or exhibitionist? I'm a fan of the public sex, but also a big fan of people walking in without being noticed as well. If given the choice, definitely the former though.
30. Ooh, taste question! Actual food or edible body paint? I have no talent for art, but this is one situation where I'm fairly confident I'd be able to do something that does justice to the medium.
31. Piercings mostly get in the way of things, accessibility issues, both of which are null and void if we're talking teasing of ear cartilage. Tattoos it is, and on occasion, preferably.
32. Without going into the other option, we're just gonna go with spanking here for the sake of argument and move on along.
33. Now this, this is the sort of thing that one should find out and shamelessly exploit to the benefit of their partners. I'm a dirty talk person - role-playing feels too much like the most serious kind of improv. I couldn't take myself seriously enough if I was enjoying things to do that.
34. The subject of body hair is virtually negligible if the sex is hot, but that same philosophy, I think, should also be reflected in personal grooming habits.
35. Yet another worthy query. While not quite the existential dilemma of Sartre, the issue of Master or Slave Joey both conjure such visualization-friendly images. Oddly enough though, I think JC would be the only one to be able to accomplish the latter. Plus, I *like* Joey on top and in charge.
36. Assuming that we mean group sex on one for the latter, I'd still have to say orgies. And really, three is such an awkward number. Let's go with upwards of four.
In other news, even mastermind wizard-scientists know that my one true wish as I'd just managed to narrowly avert the ending of the world is to hear from Lance one last time. I think I went through all of that, bloody battles, time travel, desolate colony life and hand-to-hand combat with a trained ninja because this version of reality would've kept us apart.
Deep is the profundity of my obsessions indeed.
You've gotta admire first-time writers who have obviously been reading for a while and attempted to include every single grammatical, rhetorical, linguistic and stylistic technique they picked up along the way in a single story. Nothing but respect and encouragement from this camp.
Sigh. Miranda is gone, off to venture down the river of asphalt and concrete that'll carry me home soon enough, too.
Run away if you don't want to know.
1. I am hypoglycemic, which means no dreaded needles but you also don't want to keep the sweets hostage for too long. Though I like to live in both worlds at the same time with Sour Patch Kids. Sour sugar, baby.
2. Call me old-fashioned, but I'm all about the actual sex over oral sex.
3. The question of Joey or Chris depends entirely on who the other person in the pairing is, what the circumstances, what's the story I'm trying to tell, etc. Plus, is this Chris with the beardhorns or Joey with the blonde streaks, because, well, then it's a foregone conclusion.
4. Now, vanilla has gotten a bad rep as an adjective, but truly, the French did sinfully right by it. I can't have too much or too rich chocolate, but in moderated doses, definitely chocolate. Especially melted over bananas or just minty good.
5. My love for the boys' rendition of Can't Get Next to You, but Justin passing the baton to JC during made my knees buckle from the cuteness. BeeGees Medley or Beatles Medley? hrm, Beatles
6. Laugh if you must, but Costco makes the best damn chocolate with vanilla buttercream frosting birthday cake on ze planet. And hello, despite the richness, cheesecake remains cake, so yes. Sorry, pie, as you're much more fun to say.
7. I'm a fan of the making out and not so much the tongues thing, so "little and long-lasting" over "big and quick" across the board, thanks.
8. You know, I didn't think I liked hair on my men, but experience is a great teacher, and I can truly say I'll take it either way. Truly though, I prefer smooth-chested, but that line between navel and groin is a must.
9. I don't know how this question made it onto an otherwise delightfully provocative list, but if we must... definitely plastic. Less hassle, more respect for the environment. Word.
10. I have brown eyes. Throughout middle school, this was a massive source of insecurity for me. Then I tried both blue and green contacts. Green made me look sallow and blue vacant, and you know what, brown lends itself a lot better to hair experimentation. In others though? I like either a dark or heavily multifaceted blue.
11. Uhm, I'm going to refer you to the bottom of this post for the answer to this question. No love lost, Justin baby, but Lance is the hotness.
12. I have oil-prone skin, so matte on the foundation, but also a very deeply-vested interest in lips, so definitely gloss there.
13. Cuddly puppies who love to snuggle. *misses her Yorkie*
14. Gotta cop to it here - I gave the boy a sidelong glance upon first hearing Rock Your Body. Oh you only think you're that persuasive, Justin honey. One time for Cry Me a River - what's not to love about bitter ballads of the broken heart turned satisfying revenge fantasy?
15. Italian with lots of garlic. Like, yeah, leave the slices whole and in the sauce. Mmm. Mexican is well and good, but mostly for the spicy lime salsa.
16. I'm a sucker for things that evoke genuine emotion within me, so whether a story ends happily or with enough angst to make me burst into tears doesn't matter so much as how deeply it touched me.
17. Sports aren't my bag, to put it mildly. Good thing baseball wasn't an option. I enjoy the SuperBowl for the commercials and halftime show, but basketball gets major stylistic execution points. A cool dunk? Much snazzier than some improv-ed endzone shuffle.
18. I (shamefully) love my MTV, though VH1 gets much street cred for Driven.
19. I'm so magnanimous when it comes to the boys. The No
Strings Attached costumes and choreography. The Celebrity tour medleys. The earnest, fresh-faced enthusiasm of the eponymous debut era. or *NSYNC then?
20. *Everything* is better with caramel, as much as my inner texture junkie loves the crispies.
21. I prefer blindfolds, though there was this one madly hot fic about JC's penchant for the hot wax and yes, it might have been verra, verra nice. But that's not usually my thing, and JC's a kinky bastard anyhow so that won't be the first or last thing on his spectrum.
22. I can appreciate the functional aspect of cockrings, but I'm much more of a handcuffs advocate for the fun.
23. Well, barring humidity and guaranteeing proper air-conditioning, leather for all those who desire is my policy. However, there's a eclectic sort of appeal in Lance's lower half wrapped good and sure in a nice pair of black pants that make sounds as his thighs rub together when he walks. Chris belongs in punk chic, with the eye makeup and everything.
24. Wow, this is a good question. Dom!JC or Sub!JC? Can't deny the hotness of the former, can't deny that the latter is more analogous with what operative knowledge I like to think I have about the boy. Preference? The former, since he's the one everyone else is usually one-upping as far as jokes and whatnot.
25. Since I've knowledge of neither of the accessories mentioned in this question, which should tell those of you who know how much fic I read something, we're going to skip it.
26. Water is a grand medium and should be exploited in all its incarnations, especially the shower. Nothing against motorbikes, but the logistics of that elude me at the moment.
27. Wow, another excellent question. First time or last time fic. Magic or the ultimate, if justified, heartbreak. Thing is, barring anger in either instance, they tend to be similar in nature, actually. I'd have to go with first times, because it kills me when two people who belong together in every other way can't make it work.
28. Well, since JC is practically a girl anyhow, Justin in drag would be more of a novelty, if not nearly as good-looking. I'd have to go with Justin just to stretch the boundaries of my imagination.
29. Me or the lead character as far as voyeur or exhibitionist? I'm a fan of the public sex, but also a big fan of people walking in without being noticed as well. If given the choice, definitely the former though.
30. Ooh, taste question! Actual food or edible body paint? I have no talent for art, but this is one situation where I'm fairly confident I'd be able to do something that does justice to the medium.
31. Piercings mostly get in the way of things, accessibility issues, both of which are null and void if we're talking teasing of ear cartilage. Tattoos it is, and on occasion, preferably.
32. Without going into the other option, we're just gonna go with spanking here for the sake of argument and move on along.
33. Now this, this is the sort of thing that one should find out and shamelessly exploit to the benefit of their partners. I'm a dirty talk person - role-playing feels too much like the most serious kind of improv. I couldn't take myself seriously enough if I was enjoying things to do that.
34. The subject of body hair is virtually negligible if the sex is hot, but that same philosophy, I think, should also be reflected in personal grooming habits.
35. Yet another worthy query. While not quite the existential dilemma of Sartre, the issue of Master or Slave Joey both conjure such visualization-friendly images. Oddly enough though, I think JC would be the only one to be able to accomplish the latter. Plus, I *like* Joey on top and in charge.
36. Assuming that we mean group sex on one for the latter, I'd still have to say orgies. And really, three is such an awkward number. Let's go with upwards of four.
In other news, even mastermind wizard-scientists know that my one true wish as I'd just managed to narrowly avert the ending of the world is to hear from Lance one last time. I think I went through all of that, bloody battles, time travel, desolate colony life and hand-to-hand combat with a trained ninja because this version of reality would've kept us apart.
Deep is the profundity of my obsessions indeed.
You've gotta admire first-time writers who have obviously been reading for a while and attempted to include every single grammatical, rhetorical, linguistic and stylistic technique they picked up along the way in a single story. Nothing but respect and encouragement from this camp.
Sigh. Miranda is gone, off to venture down the river of asphalt and concrete that'll carry me home soon enough, too.
