T'was a goodly day.
May. 23rd, 2003 03:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So, I caught MTV Cribs this morning, just as they were frolicing around one Howie Dorough's beachside penthouse.
Holy good god! Now, I know he's known as "the Gay One" of Backstreet, but jeezlepetes! Possessed with JC's vibe and Lance's execution, he's an absolutely darling conglomerate, creating one of the most adorably gayest gay boys ever! Am utterly charmed.
There was a spontaneous party at chez Werkmeister. Highlight of the evening was our household's introduction to a mixed drink called Blowjob, which resulted in much cross-room shouting of "lemme give you a Blowjob, see how you like it," "where's my Blowjob already," "gimme that Blowjob, dammit," and "dude, I want another Blowjob." Yes, we are in fact a group of twelve-year olds.
*cherishes all the pretty pretty WireImage pics of Clay from last night*
Big, *big* hugs to the ladies of
giddyupnow. A: I'll call tomorrow with news, which *will* be good I don't care how many flunkies I'll have to go through. S: You know you're just having too much fun. *g*
My snarkier than your average knight in shining armor, Sean, is whisking me away for a weekend of snorkeling in the Keys with some friends, and I couldn't be more excited. We're hitting up Sports Authority on Saturday for equipment.
I'm to bed, as speaking of hitting up places, I'll be at the Pembroke Road CompUSA grand opening bright and early, where I've been promised a free (!?) DVD player as part of the festivities.
Ed. Note: This was by far the most unsurprising yet amusing part of my day:

You are... Dramaqueen!Justin (aka Bitch!Justin) Somewhere between Slut!Justin and Immature!Justin comes Dramaqueen!Justin. Your personality fluctuates between two distinct modes, "whiny" and "horny." If you're not threatening to leave the band over the lack of red Jolly Ranchers you're probably off screwing JC. Lance doesn't like you, but then he's probably just bitter that you got the free Palm Pilot.
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Holy good god! Now, I know he's known as "the Gay One" of Backstreet, but jeezlepetes! Possessed with JC's vibe and Lance's execution, he's an absolutely darling conglomerate, creating one of the most adorably gayest gay boys ever! Am utterly charmed.
There was a spontaneous party at chez Werkmeister. Highlight of the evening was our household's introduction to a mixed drink called Blowjob, which resulted in much cross-room shouting of "lemme give you a Blowjob, see how you like it," "where's my Blowjob already," "gimme that Blowjob, dammit," and "dude, I want another Blowjob." Yes, we are in fact a group of twelve-year olds.
*cherishes all the pretty pretty WireImage pics of Clay from last night*
Big, *big* hugs to the ladies of
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My snarkier than your average knight in shining armor, Sean, is whisking me away for a weekend of snorkeling in the Keys with some friends, and I couldn't be more excited. We're hitting up Sports Authority on Saturday for equipment.
I'm to bed, as speaking of hitting up places, I'll be at the Pembroke Road CompUSA grand opening bright and early, where I've been promised a free (!?) DVD player as part of the festivities.
Ed. Note: This was by far the most unsurprising yet amusing part of my day:

You are... Dramaqueen!Justin (aka Bitch!Justin) Somewhere between Slut!Justin and Immature!Justin comes Dramaqueen!Justin. Your personality fluctuates between two distinct modes, "whiny" and "horny." If you're not threatening to leave the band over the lack of red Jolly Ranchers you're probably off screwing JC. Lance doesn't like you, but then he's probably just bitter that you got the free Palm Pilot.
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Date: May 23rd, 2003 05:20 am (UTC)Eeeee! Sounds like such fun! Say hey to Nick for me if you get by Marathon...
And I am lusting over the Howie Cribs! He sounds just fabulous. :-D
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Date: May 23rd, 2003 06:28 am (UTC)Howie is *so* fabulous! I've never seen *any* Backstreet footage aside from Kevin accepting on the recent TRL Awards and AJ on that episode of Rock the House. I can totally understand the same quips-off policy extending to him as to JC in the *NSYNC camp. Just a cool, clever, *smart* guy. Liked finally 'meeting' him.
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Date: May 23rd, 2003 06:36 am (UTC)Keep your eyes open...
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Date: May 23rd, 2003 07:00 am (UTC)*grin*
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Date: May 23rd, 2003 08:16 am (UTC)Hee! I'm so sad I didn't tape it because it all seems a bit surreal, like I somehow exaggerated what I saw because come now... a JC/Lance hybrid? That's just, there's simply not enough room for that much gay in a single man.
Darling boy. And rather cute, too! Like I said, charmed.
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Date: May 23rd, 2003 09:00 am (UTC)You didn't exaggerate. Sometime you should see the footage of Howie claiming he likes Europe because of all the wild women. It's possibly the least convincing statement ever uttered. Seriously. *grin*
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Date: May 23rd, 2003 09:56 am (UTC)Ahem. See icon, as it goes for Lance and me both.
The footage sounds... well, let's just say there's a certain enthusiasm straight men have in their voice when speaking of the wild women of mainland Europe, and nothing of what I noted in Howie's speech patterns or mannerisms during Cribs would lead me to believe that he could've been doing anything but reading the words off of a Teleprompter. It sounds beyond adorable. *g*
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Date: May 23rd, 2003 10:22 am (UTC)I love Howie. He doesn't even bother with beards. *grin* Though he plays the pronoun game like a PRO when pressed. Lance should take lessons. Hmmm...maybe Lance HAS!
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Date: May 23rd, 2003 10:33 pm (UTC)It was worse than "I am not a crook" or "I never had sexual relations with that woman." And far, far beyond adorable.
That's it. I'm officially keeping this boy.
The pronoun game! Heh, Lance taking lessons. Thing is, Howie seems like he'd be a great teacher, patient and thorough. Now Lance, these are your plural pronouns. Learn 'em, live 'em, keep 'em guessing, and don't forget to send up a little thanks every night for our gender-neutral English language.
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Date: May 24th, 2003 01:35 pm (UTC)heh. He's the cutest little boybander in the whole wide world. And you should *hear* some of the slashy things that come out of his mouth, ye gods. I heart him more than words can say.
*laughing* Thanks for the gender-neutral English language! Indeed. And I can see Lance, nodding eagerly, all wide-eyed. And then mastering the skill, making his teacher proud...
*sniffle*
Okay, I really need to get out of here. I've clearly gone right 'round the bend.
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Date: May 25th, 2003 12:58 am (UTC)Dude, 'round the bend' is where all the cool kids hang out! Except instead of sneaking cigarettes and dealing drugs, we swap lip balm for Bobbleheads and spend too much of our time discussing the hypothetical inter/intra-group dynamics of boybands. The way I see it, our parents should be relieved, if not proud. *nod*
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Date: May 25th, 2003 09:48 am (UTC)And, hmm, I'll have to wait till later to give you links, since they're all at home. I don't know if I've got a good picture archive, though there's a Howie/Nick picture archive at flutter's page that's just wonderful.
Heh. Heh. I think I like it here in 'round the bend'. Of course, I'll still have to sneak off for the occasional cigarette...*G*