Have I mentioned I'm getting out of this state as soon as I graduate?
I don't care if that means washing dishes for minimum wage, I am gone, gone, gone! when they hand me that diploma.
The computer time I spend online (which I won't even guesstimate to preserve some dignity) I have to do outside, in an office that is un-air-conditioned, so to be able to simply breathe I have to leave the door open to the elements, which include a breeze, but also Florida's (albeit narrow - it's all bugs) variety of wildlife.
And I get bitten by a mosquito during the two minutes I spend inside the house in my own freakin' bathroom.
That's Florida's idea of irony for you, kids.
Gone!
The computer time I spend online (which I won't even guesstimate to preserve some dignity) I have to do outside, in an office that is un-air-conditioned, so to be able to simply breathe I have to leave the door open to the elements, which include a breeze, but also Florida's (albeit narrow - it's all bugs) variety of wildlife.
And I get bitten by a mosquito during the two minutes I spend inside the house in my own freakin' bathroom.
That's Florida's idea of irony for you, kids.
Gone!