the day as it's memorable

Did I tell y'all? I figured out the thing with straight men and lesbians, and when it hit me, I almost wanted to hide my face and crawl into a hole to wait out the passage of the embarrassed flush that went along with it. Straight guys go for girls. One girl = very good. Two girls = at least three rounds on your friends because they want details. Two girls together = fucking mind-blowingly sexy beyond comprehension. And why? Works the exact.same.way backwards with boys, too. Yeah. I need me a Support Gay Sex pin. Maybe the Gatorwell people will get on it.

Omar is an insanely hilarious kid, yo. Read it out loud and add us, and you'd be well on your way to endorphins levels like Ecstasy only hints at. Thinking to record it for posterity was one of my more ingenious moments, and history will thank us.

Miranda and I went to the mall today to get my hair cut, because there's too much of it again. That's a matter of opinion, of course - my hair is about two inches in back, which is about three-quarters of an inch more than lends itself to good styling, IMO. Made an appointment, went to music store. Found Marilyn Manson, Lynyrd Skynyrd, *NSYNC, and Sister Hazel all on the same display. Theme? Support Local Music. I love this, my little sunny, sparkly, seedy-underbellied corner of the world.

Also, I'm a whore for whoever brought back the sixties and high-retro 80s fashion. Step right on up here onto mama's lap.

Michael is coming to O-Town! Michael fucking Rosenbaum is coming to the closest real city to me in February! I am in paroxysms of ecstasy. Not regretting a moment or penny spent on July's Chicago WizardWorld excursion, but this will be the college student budget-friendly meeting. MegaCon

Uhm, when did Wesley become hot? I missed the memo. Jon, you really ought to learn how to hype things properly.

Sheila: he's [the] older cynical sexy man of danger! which is appealing in its own right.
Jules: much moreso than the cocksure young'uns with their guns and slang and cut bodies and... and...
Jules: okay. there might be room for equal opportunity
Jules: but dark, mysteriously sexy older men are a genre unto themselves

Also, while we’re on the subject, have some more sexiness. Then again, he's owned me since Never Been Kissed. I really need to get on making that section of the site already. It's purely for my benefit, so really, you'd think it would've come first.

Spontaneous inter-AIM slash is fun, yo. Trix are for kids.

::scrolls up to look at new icon again:: He really does look lovely, flushed and a little tuckered, sweat doubtlessly pooling at his lower back and drying fast on his collarbone. He's so... his eyes are all innocence, like he doesn't even know what he looks like sitting there, but the insinuation's in the eyebrows and the half-smile. "Come play with me and see how long I'll remain a sleepy puppy," he says. Rawr.

Gakked from cliokat. ( 9.23.02 - highlights from Justin's interview on WBLS with personal commentary )

We need a litmus for Justin vs. Fucking Timberlake.

Whoever made the *NSYNC video montage to Footloose? Rock on, man. Word to your mother.

The JoLa's all for me! mimesere did it all for me! Rentgirl services are out, but damn if I won't be hard-pressed to find some insufficient gesture of gratitude. {{{love}}}


Quotes of the Day:
"Waking up in the morning would be a whole lot easier if it involved flopping into bed, burying my head in my pillow, and closing my eyes."
-Jeffrey D. Trock

"Not everybody does it, but everybody should."
-George Michael

"Yes! I love that hammock. I knew only good could come of it."
-tstar78
"It uses its powers for good, just like Superman. It's SuperHammock!"
-lexluvsclark

"Graspy, needy sex is best. A prescription everyone should fill, and often."
-she sprang the pretty, I drooled around the words