maybe it's the lack of vitamin D from being inside all day

You know, I should get a government job, too. That way I can take those especially nice Friday afternoons off to go for a round of gold (EDIT:golf), like the Lakeland Police Department does, or just decide I want to leave at noon with e-mails from Tuesday still unanswered, like the Florida Department of Transportation. Not to mention bank holidays. Because it's not like my job depends on those officials doing theirs or anything.