- 1st
- 15:56
UGH.
- 2 comments
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- 3rd
- 23:14
a party means we're official, right?
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- 5th
- 13:22
(no subject)
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- 8th
- 16:23
note to self: buy parasol, gallons of water
- 2 comments
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- 10th
- 01:42
how to move to Abu Dhabi like a pro
- 2 comments
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- 12th
- 12:39
I want to give this to every teacher, father figure and boss, past and future
- 2 comments
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- 17th
- 04:46
my fingers are smeared with ink, like I'd voted 10 times in an Iraqi election
- 27 comments
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22:29because, unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent
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- 21st
- 15:21
where my money is not as good as my husband's
- 3 comments
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- 23rd
- 22:42
we keep forgetting there's no need to shred proofs anymore
- 4 comments
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- 28th
- 18:08
how cool is this?
- 3 comments
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- 29th
- 04:58
(no subject)
- 4 comments
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