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aruanUm, I'm not sure about too much of that statement. Or any of this at all. But it sure was fun.
What people Internet-wide are saying about "me," according to Googlism.
Highlights:
Jules is a star of musical theatre
In my fondest dreams. I don't have delusions though - I keep it to the shower. Mostly.
Jules is a goddess
*preens*
Jules is part of the impoverished world of young artists which later became famous through La Bohème
It's 'who' later became famous, but otherwise, what a kickin' existence that must've been. The glamour of French theater. Mmm.
Jules is working with Paul Masterson on their
Hey, every respectable celebrity is cutting an album lately. Girl's gotta start somewhere, and I could do a lot worse than this renown dance music producer.
Jules is bright
It got me into college, anyway. It's not necessarily conventionally applicable, but it gets me by.
Jules is dressed as Joel
I wear pants more often than not, but I wouldn't have said I look like a boy. Kind of hard with my boobs and hips.
Jules is sometimes said to have traveled to the future of Rita
You know, that sounds like something awfully useful, and I do apologize to her for not being able to remember any of it.
Jules is the aristocrat of the Bear Noels
My own kingdom of eternal Christmas bears! I love it.
Jules is not someone you forget
For better or worse.
Jules is truly one of them
Hm. So long as you didn't mean the invisible, ubiquitous Them.
Jules is wild on Key West
Not just yet, but maybe the next time E! has an opening, I'll look into it. I do love the place, though.
Jules is now at the peak of [her] profession
I'd sincerely hope not.
Jules is exceptionally affectionate
I'm not, actually. Don't try to pick me up uninvited - this puppy has teeth.
Jules is the hottest spot to hit downtown since tempo opened on college this spring
Yo, so long as we're safe, right?
Jules is full of hope and joy
Mostly, yes.
Jules is one of 22 songwriters from 18 nations who will have a song featured at the united nations concert for world peace in Rome
Dude! Righteous! My Tyler Durden is a composer!
Jules is one of my closest friends
There's room on that psych ward for both JC and me, right?
Jules is not my real name
I go by it, and there are plenty of people who use it, too.
Jules is a teaching fellow at London Business School
Jolly good! Do I have to still make my own tea and crumpets?
Jules is very strong
Have you bought your tickets to... *flexes arms* the gunnn show? Arrgh.
Jules is a registered psychiatric nurse
I'm fairly certain that puts me on the wrong end of things, but sure. Hey, just trying to make a living and all that.
Jules is head over heels in love with the commander
Rawr, baby.
Jules is set to continue the party with [her] latest expedition
Aren't I always going somewhere?
Jules is leaning against Michael's hotel door she is smoking a cigarette
Must've been good.
Jules is seduced into joining the crew of the League of Darkness' flying battleship
Dude! I can screech with the best of those English boys. Plus, you know, English boys. Not much seducing needed there.
Jules is wise beyond [her] many years and often says really interesting things
Wow. Lovely of you to say so. Though not so much with the 'many' next time, eh?
Jules is madly in love with Helen
Four words: Easy Come, Easy Go
Jules is so hot & friendly she makes me want to talk with her all the time
Mama told me good impressions are important. Clinginess though, not attractive.
Jules is an awesome talent
*basks* And when I discover what that is, watch out world.
Jules is not a broadcaster
Just you wait.
Jules is coming around slowly
*meep* Am I being brainwashed without my knowledge? Help!
Jules is at the apex having gained one place from a Ferrari
While I'd love to try my hand at racing sometime, that day is not today. But mmm. The fantasy's nice. And being at the apex of anything is never bad.
Jules is on two wheels as DD comes to a halt
Hm. Me on a motorcycle and David Duchovny along for the ride? It's really such a shame married men aren't my thing at all.
Jules is a Parisian style bistro
Wish I were in one, though. Mmm, chocolate croissants.
Jules is pursued by two Taiwanese dealers who will ignore copyright proprieties and mass produce the tape
*meep* I hope I get my own Lance Bass to take names and kick ass.
Jules is in Alexandria
I love Greece, but last I checked, it was still plain old Gainesville outside.
Jules is now 20
I don't yet feel compelled to lie about my age, but thanks.
Jules is convinced he has witnessed divine intervention
I've had moments like that, stuff that's almost too good to be true.
Jules is the real shit
Thanks, man. Word to your mother, too.
Jules is played by Chris Demetral
Hm. Well, we're not exactly separated at birth, but I bet he'd make an even prettier girl than me.
Jules is quite calm during discussion
Obviously, whoever said this never sat in on one of my philosophy classes in high school.
Jules is the founder of a registered native theater and film company
Soon, my pretties, soon the world will know the things that go on inside my twisted mind.
Jules is in the orchestra here
I've always wanted to play an instrument well enough to do that.
Jules is a tall sexy beautiful brunette vixen who has had very provocative photographs taken of her in very little clothing
Whoa! Who told?!
Jules is the principal of the La Verne lutheran High School
Changing the dress code for the betterment of Catholic male eyecandy since 2002.
Jules is on her way
To where? For what purpose? Am I on some ordained quest no one saw fit to tell me about? I bet they won't even consult me on who'll play me in the movie. Hmph.
Jules is horrified by the accusation
I don't even know what it is, but I'm indignant already.
Jules is een gehoorzaam schrijver
It translates to "Jules is an obedient writer" in Dutch. Uh, not sure what that means, exactly, but I wrote X-Files fic for my English teacher for three years and got away with it because she was a fan. Not so much success with that since, though that hasn't stopped me, so take that as you will.
Jules is in a position to consider [her] options
Land of the free, right?
Jules is a truly professional driver
Uh, sure. Speeding tickets don't count, right?
Jules is playing an Native American blow horn
It's Australian and technically called a didgeridoo, but yeah, I can muster a tune for you.
Jules is licensed with the hypnotherapy society and holds a diploma in hypnotherapy
Fear me and my Freudian ways.
Jules is an outdoor enthusiast who became a dedicated 'crag rat' after attending an introductory rock climbing course in North Wales
I have a very deep-seated acrophobia and no love for clinging to rocks while vertical. Methinks they mean another Jules. Good to know insanity runs in the name line.
Jules is going on 34
Not last I checked. Not quite that jaded or sun damaged just yet.
Jules is as ruthless as her father but with the ability to accessorise
Uhm. I'm not sure about too much of that statement. Or any of it at all.
Jules is delighted to hear of this scientific endeavor and wants to help with the project
We dorks gotta stick together, yo.
What people Internet-wide are saying about "me," according to Googlism.
Highlights:
Jules is a star of musical theatre
In my fondest dreams. I don't have delusions though - I keep it to the shower. Mostly.
Jules is a goddess
*preens*
Jules is part of the impoverished world of young artists which later became famous through La Bohème
It's 'who' later became famous, but otherwise, what a kickin' existence that must've been. The glamour of French theater. Mmm.
Jules is working with Paul Masterson on their
Hey, every respectable celebrity is cutting an album lately. Girl's gotta start somewhere, and I could do a lot worse than this renown dance music producer.
Jules is bright
It got me into college, anyway. It's not necessarily conventionally applicable, but it gets me by.
Jules is dressed as Joel
I wear pants more often than not, but I wouldn't have said I look like a boy. Kind of hard with my boobs and hips.
Jules is sometimes said to have traveled to the future of Rita
You know, that sounds like something awfully useful, and I do apologize to her for not being able to remember any of it.
Jules is the aristocrat of the Bear Noels
My own kingdom of eternal Christmas bears! I love it.
Jules is not someone you forget
For better or worse.
Jules is truly one of them
Hm. So long as you didn't mean the invisible, ubiquitous Them.
Jules is wild on Key West
Not just yet, but maybe the next time E! has an opening, I'll look into it. I do love the place, though.
Jules is now at the peak of [her] profession
I'd sincerely hope not.
Jules is exceptionally affectionate
I'm not, actually. Don't try to pick me up uninvited - this puppy has teeth.
Jules is the hottest spot to hit downtown since tempo opened on college this spring
Yo, so long as we're safe, right?
Jules is full of hope and joy
Mostly, yes.
Jules is one of 22 songwriters from 18 nations who will have a song featured at the united nations concert for world peace in Rome
Dude! Righteous! My Tyler Durden is a composer!
Jules is one of my closest friends
There's room on that psych ward for both JC and me, right?
Jules is not my real name
I go by it, and there are plenty of people who use it, too.
Jules is a teaching fellow at London Business School
Jolly good! Do I have to still make my own tea and crumpets?
Jules is very strong
Have you bought your tickets to... *flexes arms* the gunnn show? Arrgh.
Jules is a registered psychiatric nurse
I'm fairly certain that puts me on the wrong end of things, but sure. Hey, just trying to make a living and all that.
Jules is head over heels in love with the commander
Rawr, baby.
Jules is set to continue the party with [her] latest expedition
Aren't I always going somewhere?
Jules is leaning against Michael's hotel door she is smoking a cigarette
Must've been good.
Jules is seduced into joining the crew of the League of Darkness' flying battleship
Dude! I can screech with the best of those English boys. Plus, you know, English boys. Not much seducing needed there.
Jules is wise beyond [her] many years and often says really interesting things
Wow. Lovely of you to say so. Though not so much with the 'many' next time, eh?
Jules is madly in love with Helen
Four words: Easy Come, Easy Go
Jules is so hot & friendly she makes me want to talk with her all the time
Mama told me good impressions are important. Clinginess though, not attractive.
Jules is an awesome talent
*basks* And when I discover what that is, watch out world.
Jules is not a broadcaster
Just you wait.
Jules is coming around slowly
*meep* Am I being brainwashed without my knowledge? Help!
Jules is at the apex having gained one place from a Ferrari
While I'd love to try my hand at racing sometime, that day is not today. But mmm. The fantasy's nice. And being at the apex of anything is never bad.
Jules is on two wheels as DD comes to a halt
Hm. Me on a motorcycle and David Duchovny along for the ride? It's really such a shame married men aren't my thing at all.
Jules is a Parisian style bistro
Wish I were in one, though. Mmm, chocolate croissants.
Jules is pursued by two Taiwanese dealers who will ignore copyright proprieties and mass produce the tape
*meep* I hope I get my own Lance Bass to take names and kick ass.
Jules is in Alexandria
I love Greece, but last I checked, it was still plain old Gainesville outside.
Jules is now 20
I don't yet feel compelled to lie about my age, but thanks.
Jules is convinced he has witnessed divine intervention
I've had moments like that, stuff that's almost too good to be true.
Jules is the real shit
Thanks, man. Word to your mother, too.
Jules is played by Chris Demetral
Hm. Well, we're not exactly separated at birth, but I bet he'd make an even prettier girl than me.
Jules is quite calm during discussion
Obviously, whoever said this never sat in on one of my philosophy classes in high school.
Jules is the founder of a registered native theater and film company
Soon, my pretties, soon the world will know the things that go on inside my twisted mind.
Jules is in the orchestra here
I've always wanted to play an instrument well enough to do that.
Jules is a tall sexy beautiful brunette vixen who has had very provocative photographs taken of her in very little clothing
Whoa! Who told?!
Jules is the principal of the La Verne lutheran High School
Changing the dress code for the betterment of Catholic male eyecandy since 2002.
Jules is on her way
To where? For what purpose? Am I on some ordained quest no one saw fit to tell me about? I bet they won't even consult me on who'll play me in the movie. Hmph.
Jules is horrified by the accusation
I don't even know what it is, but I'm indignant already.
Jules is een gehoorzaam schrijver
It translates to "Jules is an obedient writer" in Dutch. Uh, not sure what that means, exactly, but I wrote X-Files fic for my English teacher for three years and got away with it because she was a fan. Not so much success with that since, though that hasn't stopped me, so take that as you will.
Jules is in a position to consider [her] options
Land of the free, right?
Jules is a truly professional driver
Uh, sure. Speeding tickets don't count, right?
Jules is playing an Native American blow horn
It's Australian and technically called a didgeridoo, but yeah, I can muster a tune for you.
Jules is licensed with the hypnotherapy society and holds a diploma in hypnotherapy
Fear me and my Freudian ways.
Jules is an outdoor enthusiast who became a dedicated 'crag rat' after attending an introductory rock climbing course in North Wales
I have a very deep-seated acrophobia and no love for clinging to rocks while vertical. Methinks they mean another Jules. Good to know insanity runs in the name line.
Jules is going on 34
Not last I checked. Not quite that jaded or sun damaged just yet.
Jules is as ruthless as her father but with the ability to accessorise
Uhm. I'm not sure about too much of that statement. Or any of it at all.
Jules is delighted to hear of this scientific endeavor and wants to help with the project
We dorks gotta stick together, yo.
