Well, writing papers takes a bit longer than all that on my end, but I see all your points, and like I said, I've rejected the proposition after, you know, more than two seconds of thought.

The offer was extended to everyone in the office. I'm on good terms with him because we're usually the two there the latest, me because of whatever, he because he heads the online department.

My father rendered me completely incapable of lying early on in life. I don't even know why I bother.