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aruanAm I the only one who listened and wished for fic that involved Lance snickering through his Higgleytown Heroes recording session because he had Shake It in his head the entire time? Okay then.
Which is to say, akjhfgslghbrgjLANTH! Oh, baby boy, we all knew you had it in you. Now, wanna reprise that newfound solo artist confidence in a couple weeks? *nudgenudge*
Speaking of swoonworthy voices, Jude Law can read me a phone book anytime he likes. And![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sprklydncgrl says Nelly will be #1 and #2 on next week's charts, and that's as it should be.
Today was Prof. McKeen's 50th birthday, though to be fair he looks and acts much closer to about 10 years younger. My reason for mentioning this is that, while driving back from the post office this afternoon, I saw him with his wife, who's not a day over 25. Also, they have two kids. And you know, to be honest, I was not shocked. A bit surprised, but I can totally understand why she did it.
Says the same girl who doesn't like to date over a year above herself (but apparently twenty is a different story) and was looking for slash much in the same vein just last night.
helenish makes a fantastic point about remembering the impact of perspective and perceptions of normalcy shaped by society and environment by comparing the reproductive processes of frogs and humans here. Go read, laugh, marvel, and appreciate the point.
So, Ivan needed another playmate? Hope the little slut gives Karl a warm welcome to the Party of Imminent Doom. Is my bitterness about hurricane season coming across?
Conversely, I don't even know where to stark waxing poetic about how fabulous an idea this is. Thanks for the heads-up, Cressy.
I would've paid good money for my dinner tonight. I mean, I realize that of course I bought the groceries, but you know what I mean. Stir-fried vegetables, brown rice, grilled chicken, and this cooking thing isn't nearly as difficult or time-consuming as previously thought.
Seriously, Lance sang solo and took his shirt off today? My world, I hardly recognize you.
Quotes of the Day:
"That must be Chris' formal wear... We're glad he came fully clothed."
- Kelly on Chris wearing jeans to the wedding. And while there are allegedly no group photos (wah?!) US Weekly gets all my love for their shot of Lance in a tux and white silk tie.
"You say 'erb' and we say 'herb' because there is a fucking H at the front of it."
- Paul Bettany on Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Which is to say, akjhfgslghbrgjLANTH! Oh, baby boy, we all knew you had it in you. Now, wanna reprise that newfound solo artist confidence in a couple weeks? *nudgenudge*
Speaking of swoonworthy voices, Jude Law can read me a phone book anytime he likes. And
sprklydncgrl says Nelly will be #1 and #2 on next week's charts, and that's as it should be.Today was Prof. McKeen's 50th birthday, though to be fair he looks and acts much closer to about 10 years younger. My reason for mentioning this is that, while driving back from the post office this afternoon, I saw him with his wife, who's not a day over 25. Also, they have two kids. And you know, to be honest, I was not shocked. A bit surprised, but I can totally understand why she did it.
Says the same girl who doesn't like to date over a year above herself (but apparently twenty is a different story) and was looking for slash much in the same vein just last night.
helenish makes a fantastic point about remembering the impact of perspective and perceptions of normalcy shaped by society and environment by comparing the reproductive processes of frogs and humans here. Go read, laugh, marvel, and appreciate the point.So, Ivan needed another playmate? Hope the little slut gives Karl a warm welcome to the Party of Imminent Doom. Is my bitterness about hurricane season coming across?
Conversely, I don't even know where to stark waxing poetic about how fabulous an idea this is. Thanks for the heads-up, Cressy.
I would've paid good money for my dinner tonight. I mean, I realize that of course I bought the groceries, but you know what I mean. Stir-fried vegetables, brown rice, grilled chicken, and this cooking thing isn't nearly as difficult or time-consuming as previously thought.
Seriously, Lance sang solo and took his shirt off today? My world, I hardly recognize you.
Quotes of the Day:
"That must be Chris' formal wear... We're glad he came fully clothed."
- Kelly on Chris wearing jeans to the wedding. And while there are allegedly no group photos (wah?!) US Weekly gets all my love for their shot of Lance in a tux and white silk tie.
"You say 'erb' and we say 'herb' because there is a fucking H at the front of it."
- Paul Bettany on Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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Date: September 17th, 2004 01:08 am (UTC)- Paul Bettany on Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Joke stolen from Eddy Izard. Izard did it better. Also the food sounds delish. :)
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Date: September 17th, 2004 01:28 am (UTC)And it was! A little soy sauce, ginger, olive oil, a dash of pepper and it might become a habit.
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Date: September 17th, 2004 03:28 am (UTC)Sorry, that should be 'ero.
Who the hell is Paul Bettany?
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Date: September 17th, 2004 07:56 am (UTC)But apparently, as
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Date: September 17th, 2004 06:26 am (UTC)Indeed! And did you know he's the voice of Lemony Snicket in the upcoming Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events? Yes, I, too will be seeing a children's movie simply so I can hear. him. speak.
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Date: September 17th, 2004 07:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: September 19th, 2004 11:41 pm (UTC)Oh. And he's beautiful and British. Doesn't hurt.
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Date: September 21st, 2004 08:41 am (UTC)Oh. And he's beautiful and British. Doesn't hurt.
You like that sort of thing? ;)