under the legal limit, I swear

[aruan]

Alison was at our favorite margaritas-by-the-pitcher haunt El Sombrero the other night with another co-worker, who passes for a reasonable facsimile of me if you don't know us. So Alison orders our usual pitcher, and the waitress responds, "One glass with no salt for your friend?"

Seems the wait staff know us just that well. And while it's no different from a barista learning your order, I feel a little like a lush.