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aruanOkay, so, aside from the fact that *every* single nightmare scenario we've ever envisioned resulting from Clark revealing his secret to Lex came true (by proxy), I had an uproarious evening!
Quacking elephants! Wayne as a lecherous old lady out for Greg's butt! Ryan as the third of all species trying to get onto Noah's ark! Wayne, Drew, and Ryan as the three-headed serenader of Butterstick! Yet more Ryan headhunting the bald men of the audience! Props and Party Guests all in the same night! On.the.floor.
Mo Rocca reporting from the UNC campus on Approaching the Qu'ran, the new fad in required reading! "A veritable breeding ground for future terrorists learning to love the bed of the enemy!" For those unfamiliar, I should mention that Mo Rocca is a 'reporter' for The Daily Show on *Comedy Central.* Don't want to end up blacklisted in the morning.
Russian newscaster stripping to report the urgent evening news! And hands! Hands from off-screen reaching over to unbutton her shirt during the special Clinton scandal update!
Jimmy and Adam hosting Man Show fashion week! A guy in a flaming red bikini in dress socks and $500 Italian loafers as the new beach chic! How is it always the homoeroticism that gets people having a good time? ;) I mean come on. How funny is this? You know you're entertained, however you like it.
Batman and Robin on the in-house movie channel, tuned in right at John Glover's big production number! He's so fabulous with the tacky evil and white-striped mane. That man's got hair to make any supermodel jealous. Also, somewhere along the way, he's been seriously typecast.
Justin forcibly launching himself at and grabbing JC during a recording session and bodily dragging him to a mere inch of facespace! I must find out where this is from, and, possibly more importantly, when. I should also note that the swaying knees-slinky upper body thing from Pop will never, *ever* be topped on my list of favorite moves.
Arthurian references! Rampant Chlana! And next week, Clark in a tight black sleeveless ensemble kissing girls (this is our rebel within, folks)! The writers need to get their own schtick, yo, or at least give the ficcers credit.
P.S. Best Chicken Szechuan ever.
P.P.S. Guys who strain the muscles in their forearms? Wow. You've gotta be doing it all the time and much too hard because yeah, I didn't even know *I had* muscles there until tonight. Oof, Kristin, oof.
Quotes of the Day:
"Crack's got nothing on this."
"Lance in a tutu would not be surprising."
"Justin's such a crackmonkey."
-me
Slogan of the Day:
Bass Ale: For Those With A Taste For More
-Because if *anyone* has ambition to burn and an insatiable desire for more, and often...
I do believe they wrote a song about it... heck, I recall a whole Madonna tour.
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mimesere has kindly informed me that the clip in question was from a Chili's promo that went a little something like this:
"We were all doing it."
"Yeah. I mean, before concerts, after concerts. We just couldn't stop."
"I'll never forget the day Justin hit rock bottom..."
::apparently, this is where Justin busts out with the jingle during a group recording session, which for some reason involves groping JC::
"It was just too easy to get."
I don't think I should even bother getting off the floor for the rest of the night. Almost as good as the McDonalds Spin the Bottle ad. Five to one odds, people. And did Britney look a little uncomfortable in that 'six is a crowd' sort of way to anyone else?]
Quacking elephants! Wayne as a lecherous old lady out for Greg's butt! Ryan as the third of all species trying to get onto Noah's ark! Wayne, Drew, and Ryan as the three-headed serenader of Butterstick! Yet more Ryan headhunting the bald men of the audience! Props and Party Guests all in the same night! On.the.floor.
Mo Rocca reporting from the UNC campus on Approaching the Qu'ran, the new fad in required reading! "A veritable breeding ground for future terrorists learning to love the bed of the enemy!" For those unfamiliar, I should mention that Mo Rocca is a 'reporter' for The Daily Show on *Comedy Central.* Don't want to end up blacklisted in the morning.
Russian newscaster stripping to report the urgent evening news! And hands! Hands from off-screen reaching over to unbutton her shirt during the special Clinton scandal update!
Jimmy and Adam hosting Man Show fashion week! A guy in a flaming red bikini in dress socks and $500 Italian loafers as the new beach chic! How is it always the homoeroticism that gets people having a good time? ;) I mean come on. How funny is this? You know you're entertained, however you like it.
Batman and Robin on the in-house movie channel, tuned in right at John Glover's big production number! He's so fabulous with the tacky evil and white-striped mane. That man's got hair to make any supermodel jealous. Also, somewhere along the way, he's been seriously typecast.
Justin forcibly launching himself at and grabbing JC during a recording session and bodily dragging him to a mere inch of facespace! I must find out where this is from, and, possibly more importantly, when. I should also note that the swaying knees-slinky upper body thing from Pop will never, *ever* be topped on my list of favorite moves.
Arthurian references! Rampant Chlana! And next week, Clark in a tight black sleeveless ensemble kissing girls (this is our rebel within, folks)! The writers need to get their own schtick, yo, or at least give the ficcers credit.
P.S. Best Chicken Szechuan ever.
P.P.S. Guys who strain the muscles in their forearms? Wow. You've gotta be doing it all the time and much too hard because yeah, I didn't even know *I had* muscles there until tonight. Oof, Kristin, oof.
Quotes of the Day:
"Crack's got nothing on this."
"Lance in a tutu would not be surprising."
"Justin's such a crackmonkey."
-me
Slogan of the Day:
Bass Ale: For Those With A Taste For More
-Because if *anyone* has ambition to burn and an insatiable desire for more, and often...
I do believe they wrote a song about it... heck, I recall a whole Madonna tour.
[Edited to add:
mimesere has kindly informed me that the clip in question was from a Chili's promo that went a little something like this:"We were all doing it."
"Yeah. I mean, before concerts, after concerts. We just couldn't stop."
"I'll never forget the day Justin hit rock bottom..."
::apparently, this is where Justin busts out with the jingle during a group recording session, which for some reason involves groping JC::
"It was just too easy to get."
I don't think I should even bother getting off the floor for the rest of the night. Almost as good as the McDonalds Spin the Bottle ad. Five to one odds, people. And did Britney look a little uncomfortable in that 'six is a crowd' sort of way to anyone else?]
