TV rots your brain, kids

[aruan]

Tonight's dream sequence featured your favorite media icons and mine in a rousing adventure involving yours truly and her trusty partner dispatched on a mission to save the world.

You are allowed to show your surprise.

Miranda and I were sent forward in time to witness the evils that a GOP-controlled government will wreak upon our world (I kid you not).

Joey was our guide through the post-apocalyptic New York, which had basically become a war-ravaged military state but one where citizens were "encouraged" to go about their business normally so the facade was complete, but the underbelly was seedier than you could imagine.

There was a scuffle with hotel staff that involved my kicking ass and the protection of a red backpack crucial to changing the world order and getting us back to our time (I want to say there was a whole chase sequence when our people sent us into the past first that we narrowly escaped and this was our only hope).

There was Lionel Luthor creepiness, who, naturally, was masterminding the whole thing. But then, Eminem led the cast of RENT in a rousing new improvved verse of La Vie Boheme to vanquish the Magnificent Bastard and save us all.


Uhm, yes.

Comments

[pierydys.livejournal.com]

Eminem led the cast of RENT

Bahahahaha. Now *there's* an AU I want somebody to write. Please, oh please. :-D

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

He came out of nowhere! I was standing by the stage just sobbing from fear and exhaustion and none of the other cast members could help when he pops up from a trap door in front of me and starts in on the most fucking hilarious and utterly humiliating verse about Lionel Luthor, who was three seconds from taking me captive and dooming us all.

Does that mean I owe a few Hail Marshalls? *snerk*

[silentfire.livejournal.com]

this is just . . . wow. you start smoking something after i left yesterday? ::grin::

what's funny is that it doesn't surprise me at all, coming frrom you ;)

and now i have the hilarious mental image of eminem singing in rent. thanks.

[walkingshadow.livejournal.com]

Knowing Jules, no hallucinatory agents were necessary in the creation of this dream. She, and sometimes I, save the world on a fairly regular basis.

And nice icon there, girly. ;)

[silentfire.livejournal.com]

And nice icon there, girly. ;)

i admit to blatant quote stealing for the caption, but i think it turned out rather well, no? ::wink::

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

I did not in fact ingest any sort of mind- or mood-altering substances after your lamentable departure yesterday.

Well, unless you don't count late-night ODing on The Ostentatious Pretty that is JC and The Uber!Adorable that is Joey. 'Til 4:30, baby. There were video clips and radio interviews and screen captures and oh. Just, oh. (Note iconage.)

Oh yes, Eminem in RENT. It's just as delightfully incongruous as the notion would seem. He was rapping, but somehow still maintaining the integrity of the musical genre. That boy's got great things in his future, he does.