Sweet as the Moment When the Jules Went "Pop"

[aruan]

and let me just state that singing along to just the music without any sort of guideline except your own memory of how the vocals go and where is damn sight harder than one would imagine.

RE: Random Slogan Generator:
One for every occasion!
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Jules!
Watch Out, There's a Jules About.
What Can Jules Do For You?
What Would You Do For a Jules?
Try Jules, You'll Like It.
And my favorite:
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Jules.

RE: Justin breaking his foot
Shouldn't it be paw? Anyhow, poor puppy! I can't even imagine it, being in the middle of promoting the everloving life out of yourself because it's for what you live and love and then something like that happening. If I didn't know *much* better, I'd suspect Chris intervening because he sees upon his re-emergence from the four-month long daze of his RV experience just how much Justin's not taking care of himself and has tried everything but it was decisive action time. Conspiracy theories are fun. The Sandys involving Aaron Carter is definitely the best so far.

RE: The Fairy Tale Generator
Does this mean I've officially written my first MarySue? (I hadn't read anyone else's before doing this, I swear, so it's just that much funnier.)

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young JOURNALIST named LANCE. He was EASILY FUCKING in the CRAZY forest when he met MORBID JOEY, a run-away ROCK STAR from the SLEEPY Queen MIRANDA.

LANCE could see that MORBID JOEY was hungry so he reached into his ZIPLOC BAG and give him his OSTENTATIOUS LASAGNA. MORBID JOEY was thankful for LANCE's LASAGNA, so he told LANCE a very INDELIBLE story about Queen MIRANDA's daughter JULES. How her mother, the SLEEPY Queen MIRANDA, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic KOALA, because JULES was so LOVELY.

LANCE DANCED. He vowed to MORBID JOEY the ROCK STAR that he would save the LOVELY JULES. He would ACT the KOALA, and take JULES far away from her evil mother, the SLEEPY Queen MIRANDA, and SING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a OUTRAGEOUS HURRICANE and MORBID JOEY the ROCK STAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KOALA from his story. SLEEPY Queen MIRANDA MADE out from behind a BUSH and struck LANCE dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a THUD.

THE END.

Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com

Popstar or paperback writer, Lance gets it as readily as he does now!
He just *knew* that Joey's always up for Italian food!
Miranda actually *is* rest-deprived royalty!
Lance danced! It is *so* Alliteration Week.
He can sing me *anytime* he wants.