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[aruan]

ever study anatomy... in german?
do you know just -one- rap song?
ever not wince at the bastardization (literally) of lyrics?
ever watch frat boys bond over "bad, bad leroy brown?"
ever seen scantily clad women booty dancing with 400-pound piano-players?
ever seen where "college *boys* gone wild" will reap its material?

alligator rocks on thursday nights from 10 til' the cops have to drag everyone kicking and screaming out at 2, and you shall.

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[(Anonymous)]

Oh, it's a good time, all right. Just remember to pay attention and play along if ever you find yourself in the front row -- or individual lessons in front of a packed house will be involved, the interruption of which will mean we have to start ALL. OVER. AGAIN.

And if we find you've lost that lovin' feeling, don't fret -- we'll be only too happy to help you bring it back.