reason #459685607 why we're better off in front of our computers

[aruan]

A Florida woman was jet skiing down the Suwannee River (yes, that river) on Thursday when a fish jumped out of the water, knocking her unconscious, lacerating her spleen and shearing off four fingers.

This is the fish. Eep. However, helpfully, the boyfriend provided a sense of SCALE.

I may never sleep again.

Comments

[workerb.livejournal.com]

Wow and ouch. That's freaky.

Suddenly I'm having visions of the Sci Fi Channel making a movie called Sturgeon Attack.

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

Doesn't the concept sound so lame? AND YET HERE WE ARE.