reason #459685607 why we're better off in front of our computers

[aruan]

A Florida woman was jet skiing down the Suwannee River (yes, that river) on Thursday when a fish jumped out of the water, knocking her unconscious, lacerating her spleen and shearing off four fingers.

This is the fish. Eep. However, helpfully, the boyfriend provided a sense of SCALE.

I may never sleep again.

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[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

Fo'shizzle. I'm suddenly very glad most things that size either went extinct or are "veggiesaurus"-es now. But really, now fresh water isn't safe? Barracudas were scary enough.